Rare Form – a Blog by Hawksmoor

Rare Form #2 – How are you so handsome but so bald?

I’m glad you asked, person-who-is-in-no-way-a-friend-taking-the-piss.  I think the secret is steak, you see it’s a scientific fact that a meat-heavy diet releases natural hormones in male restaurateurs that makes them slightly more attractive.  If my post-graduate degree in, err, science